Today we went for a walk
Bert disappeared behind a dumpster
This is the smelly, dirty, critter
that took his place.
We tried to swim off the
smell, even bathe it off
but it is so deeply
embedded in his hair and skin
that the rank little boy
is clearly going to smell
for weeks.
And you thought he was a
"Golden Boy"
Oh Bert! You made me laugh, but your poor Vickie! (and all those patients you snuggle with!). What was behind the dumpster?
ReplyDeleteBert, Bert, Bert...and we thought you were Mr. Perfect! BOL!
ReplyDeleteOMD OMB BERT you were MUGGED by a bunch of Squirrels in some back alley??? OMD OMD THIS is AWFUL. Did you get a good description of them??? Thank Dawgness you were able to fight them off... before they got to Miss Vickie!! You know how FRAIL Peeps are. This is sooooooo typical of you BERT... you took on in the FURS fur your Peep. BRAVO BUDDY...
ReplyDeleteWe hope they catch the stupid squirrels SOON... and lock them away furEVER.
Oh dear..... We gotta admit, your dirty pictures are making us laugh. (Butt, we know that your Vickie is NOT!)
ReplyDeleteI think Frankie and Ernie hit the nail on the head!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
OH MY BERT! You actually look quite proud in that first picture!
ReplyDeleteMust have been some really good stinky stuff! But we will go with Frankie's story and we're stickin' to it!
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Whatever do you mean? Don't you still "See Beautiful"? We sure do:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
It must of been something REALLY good smelling for him to roll over in it
ReplyDeleteI can imagine what he rolled in; hopefully lots of walks to the lake will help rid him of the smell.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend.
Noreen
Oh Bert I just had a bath and my fur got buttered up (check my post today). I wish I live close and I can share the Fur Butter caused I smell Rosemary and Peppermint. You are such a having a Golden FUN and you missed your Vickie. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteOh, well done, Bert. We are in awe!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
It would have been an IMMEDIATE bath here.
OH.MY.DOG.
ReplyDeleteNow, that my furend, must be some good smellin' goop!! I gotta agree, you sure do look proud of yourself in that furst pic!! BOL
Tell your Vickie to try tomato juice, if it can take away skunk stink, a little dumpster goop should be a piece of cake!! Cake? Oh, was it cake?! Oh, sorry, I drifted...
Good job there Bert!
Kisses,
Ruby
Ohhhhhh Bert, good job as Dougall Says, of getting your Stank on, Barharhar, bet that was some good stuffs!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Oh my gosh!! What did he get in to?
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing Bert doesn't mind getting wet because we see a lot of baths in his future.
ReplyDeleteMillie & Walter
Bwaa!! Haa!! Haa!!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of when the hairy slobbery sisters chased what they thought was a feline intruder in their domain. It tok weeks to gets the smell off of them and the house siding!
Kisses
Nellie
That's the Golden Boy I know. Boy did he STINK. You failed to say what he rolled in besides the dirt.... puke! I think I can still smell him....gag.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
LOL!!!! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteOh WOW! Bert, you're the original mucky pup!
ReplyDeleteWoofs,
Tommy
Oh boy, Bert, the other dogs are impressed, but Mom, not so much!! :) You silly boy!
ReplyDeleteBath time, Bert...ha ha!
ReplyDeleteWyatt
Great - now you are my twin :o)
ReplyDeleteHA HA, Payback for leaving him to come to Alaska!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Bert!
ReplyDeleteWow, you got a little somethin' there on your fur...
BWAR HAR HAR! Oh, I couldn't resist. WOW buddy you did one heck of a job. I'd love to know what that was. Pawesome work! Wear that stink like a badge of honor, my furiend. Dad says it looks like you ran amuk! Get it...muck...amuck...mucky. okay, you get it. ahem.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Oh Bert! Nice job!! BOL!
ReplyDeleteMy mom wouldn't let me get within 100 yards of you after you rubbed yourself in whatever that stuff was. Personally, I thought you smelled just fine but she was gagging (humans have very weak stomachs). Just know I still love you and was glad when she finally let me jump all over your head (after you took a few dozen plunges in the river). No matter what you smell like -- you are the best!!
ReplyDeleteSmell for another week or two? Excellent work, my friend. That may be the stinkiest roll around we have ever heard of. Somebody call the book of world records people pronto!!
ReplyDeleteA happy Golden is a dirty Golden!
ReplyDeleteSam
That is - HILARIOUS!!! Good job!!!
ReplyDeleteWe also think of "golden" as in "blessed"...and in that sense he kind of was...what a fun opportunity!
ReplyDeleteSNIFF SNIFF YES I DO BELIEVE I SMELL BERT.
ReplyDeleteBert I guess everyone deserves one day a year to just let loose and throw caution to the wind....
I don't think I've ever seen that shade of Gold before.
Hugs Madi your BFFF
And you look soooooo happy, Bert!
ReplyDeleteTake care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oh Bert...I am SO jealous!
ReplyDeletePyuck, Bert I bet you win the "I rolled in the stinkiest stuff of the year" contest paws down. I can smell it from here. Good job!!
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Oh dear Bert. Good thing they didn't decide to shave off the smell.
ReplyDeleteYikes! Looks like many baths are in his future!
ReplyDelete(try mixing hydrogen peroxide with dawn dish soap and a mild dog shampoo, it will get the smell out.)
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Wow Bert!! We simply can't believe this happened to you!! LadyBug would definitely do something like that!! If your Vickie needs some help with the "after odor"...let us know...we have some stuff that might help!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteO wow, maybe u will have a bath?
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